SSBB Fanfic Crack Female Pit 2

“Hey Roy, it looks like some of our old friends are coming.” Mewtwo said. The said boy turned around to face Mewtwo and looked at where he was pointing to. His blue eyes lit up with excitement.
“Mewtwo, call Young Link and Pichu out. I think they’ll like to greet our old buddies!” Roy said. Mewtwo shrugged nonchalantly, but a small smile graced his face as he went into the back of the store. Soon afterwards, the doors banged open, and Roy saw his old friends Zelda, Peach and Samus, apparently dragging someone along with them. Roy peeked over the counter to see who it was. His jaw dropped 10 feet or so when he saw that it was Pit.
“Hi Roy! Glad to see that you’re working today. We have some business to attend to.” Peach said cheerfully. Roy was still speechless. Samus’ presence in the mall was one thing, but seeing Pit, his friend, as a girl didn’t remedy the poor red head’s brain. Pit was most embarrassed, being scrutinized by passing people and by his predecessors in the SSB Mall.
“Be prepared to check out a lot of items in a few hours. Tell Mewtwo we said hi!” Zelda said, before they dashed out of Roy’s sight in a flash. Before Roy could even say anything, three other swordsmen popped up right in front of his face, causing Roy to fall backward and hurt himself.
“Man, I’ll hate Sundays forever after this.” Roy muttered, rubbing his head.
“Tell me about it. Pit’s transformation caused me the most heart and ear damage.” Ike said, helping the younger boy up.
Link and Marth went over to hug Roy. It had been awhile since they saw the younger swordsmen. As some of you’ve already guessed, after Roy got kicked out of Brawl, the Master Hand put him to work ( he gets paid!) in one of the nearby shopping malls. Mewtwo and Pichu were sent here to help out as well. Since the swordsmen feared ever leaving the mansion ( because of fan girls and such ) they hardly got to see their friend. Of course, Pit’s situation was an emergency ( they might have to carry the poor kid back to the mansion after this shopping spree ) so they risked being attacked by the most vicious people on earth to come to the SSB Mall.
“So tell me what’s going on. Pit was not a girl being dragged around by other girls the last time I saw him. The fact that I haven’t seen him in a few weeks is besides the point.” Roy asked, looking from Ike to Marth to Link with scared eyes.
“Well, apparently his goddesses Palutena is playing a prank on him. We have no idea when he might change back.” Marth explained. He was scratching his tiara subconsciously.
“I’m thankful that my goddesses don’t do that to me. Sure, they made me save the world, but they never made me a girl.” Link said. He looked around, and tapped his left foot on the polished wooden floor to make sure he wasn’t jinxed.
“You have to admit though. He looks kind of cute.” Ike blurted out bluntly. His friends looked at him as if he had two heads. Ike then glared at them.
“What? Can’t a guy be honest about his friend? I mean, Pit is a guy but can‘t I say that he looks cute as a girl?”
Link, Marth, and Roy burst out laughing at the bluenette’s lame attempt to defend himself.
“If you think he’s so cute, why don’t you marry him?” Link choked out.
“Ike and Pit, sitting in a tree… K-I-S-S-I-N-G.” Marth joined in.
“First comes Love, then comes Marriage. Then comes with Hot Sizzling Yaoi Boy on boy Se¾!” Roy finished. However, Ike punched the Red head swordsmen in the face.
“This story is supposed to be K+!!! Don’t go scaring the little children and the homophobes!” Ike retaliated.   
Ike ended up giving each of them a punch in the face for being jerks. That definitely shut them up. Mewtwo, Young Link, and Pichu came out soon afterwards, but was mystified as to why Ike was fuming like a volcano while the other three swordsmen were flat on the ground, blending in well with the flat tile floor.
Meanwhile, the girls were looking for cute things to buy for Pit, who was awkwardly sitting by himself in the nearby corner. Pit like shopping fine, but he usually just didn’t see the point of it because all he had to wear was his toga. But he had to admit that this time, it was necessary. His toga still felt decently comfortable, but he needed some lingerie. The most embarrassing part of the whole process hadn’t even come yet; the dressing rooms.
“Hey Pit! We’ve chose out a few outfits for you! Come to the dressing room to try them on!” Zelda called.
Pit swallowed and took what Zelda handed him. Peach and Samus suddenly appeared behind the pretty Hylian Princess with a variety of bras and underwear.
“ Seeing that the key thing to buying the right thing is trial and error, we made sure that you could try half of the lingerie this store has to offer!” Peach said cheerfully, handing the angel her bundle. The bundle included some clothing choices and the lingerie.
“Peach also gave you a variety of colors to choose from: beige, white, red, black, brown, pink, blue, gray, green (?), orange, yellow, and rainbow (O.O). But I’d suggest just sticking with the first 6 colors,” Samus added, saying the last part in a whisper to Pit so that Peach would not object. Pit nodded dumbly, unsure of what to say. “Oh yeah.. I got you pairs of shoes that you might want to try out. Get rid of those tacky sandals.”
Samus threw what appeared to be 10 boxes full of shoes into the dressing room roughly. Pit cringed at the sound of boxes falling apart. Then Samus also dumped a bundle of clothes into Pit’s arms.
“Ok then! Go on! Try them on.” Zelda encouraged, practically shoving Pit into the cramped area. Did Pit ever tell these mortals that he was claustrophobic? Comes with being an angel and all.
Pit took a deep breath, and dumped the articles of clothing in cone corner. He started to take off his toga, starting from the red button on his right shoulder. He took off the toga and started to take off his black undershirt when his mind exploded.
“ I CAN’T DO THIS! A GUY CAN’T LOOK AT A GIRL’S BODY LIKE THIS! EVEN IF IT IS HIS OWN!” Pit yelled out. Awkward turtle moment.
Zelda, Peach, and Samus, whom were all waiting outside burst out laughing at this. Tears rolled down their eyes in rivers. The shouts from Pit continued.
“HOW THAT HELL DO YOU USE THIS THING WOMEN CALL ‘A BRA‘?!”
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Pit, with his “girlfriends” , finally left the dressing rooms 2 hours later. It had taken the poor angel 30 minutes to figure out how to put on a bra. He refused to have any of the girls help him because he knew they’d tease him about it forever later. Miraculously, he figured out you had to reach BEHIND your back to put it on. Unfortunately, he couldn’t cheat by putting it together first and slipping it over his head. After finally choosing a couple of bras that fit AND were easy to put on AND were NOT rainbow, the girls told Pit to try out the clothes they selected for him.
Zelda’s choices seem to more conservative, ranging from long dresses to sleeveless tanks along with skinny jeans. The color scheme also seemed toned down, with dark royal purples and dark greens and blacks. Pit chose a royal purple sleeveless tank and a pair of black skinny jeans from Zelda’s choices.
Peach’s choices were MUCH more colorful and wild than her Hylian counterpart. There was no black or even gray for that matter. Everything was either light pink, pink, or a slightly darker pink. Ok, scratch that; Pit found a single tight T-shirt that was a baby blue color. He dumped all the pink stuff in the corner he labeled as “Things that should burn in Hell” and kept the T-shirt. For the lower half of the body, Peach chose a variety of miniskirts, skirts, and short-shorts. Luckily for Pit, not all of these were pink. Staying true to his traditional wear, Pit chose two pairs of short-shorts, both of which were a cerulean. He also grabbed a plaid miniskirt that was baby blue crossed with electric blue.
Samus’ choices were color toned like Zelda’s, but not nearly as conservative. Pit blushed at the tightness of the clothes, and how much parts of his body he would reveal if he wore them. Most of them were black, dark purple, or brownish-orange. Pit couldn’t imagine himself wearing orange, so he dumped them into the pile along with Peach’s pink horrors. Being an angel, he dumped the leather stuff into the pile as well, not even looking at them. At last, he chose a black tank top with a crimson rose embroidered in the center and two pairs of denim shorts, which were black as well.
From the shoes Samus gave him, he chose three to go with his outfits. This included a pair of light blue converses, white New-balance sneakers, and black combat boots. Surprisingly, all of Samus’ choices fit Pit perfectly. Were they planning this?
Pit showed his choices to the girls, and they nodded in approval. Finally, Pit put back on his own clothes and headed to the counter to pay for his clothes. Luckily, Mewtwo, after letting Young Link, Pichu, and Roy  play with the other swordsmen, was the only one at the counter and didn’t question Pit. He quietly finished his task of checking everything out and put everything into big brown paper bags.
Pit then happily took his packages and started to head out the store. Before he could go past the doors however, the detectors went off beeping.
“Pit, I’m afraid you’ll have to come back here,” Mewtwo called to the bewildered angel. “ It seems that I may have made a mistake..”
“That’s not possible! I checked the receipt and everything.. Everything’s checked out!” Pit said.
“Oh!” Peach exclaimed, surprising everyone.
“What is it?” Samus asked.
“Pit, you forgot to take off your bra.” Peach said, sweat dropping.
Needless to say, the first thing Pit did once he went back to the Smash Mansion was try to hang himself. Unfortunately for him but fortunately for the fan girls, Ike stopped him and told him that little kids’ parents would sue the author for writing suicide in a fanfic that was only rated K+.